Thursday 12 March 2009

Funniest Giveaway....

Okay....I love giving away....and I especially love laughing. I am a juvenille....I know!!!! So tell me the funniest, most embarrasing thing you have ever done. My family and I will judge the winner...are you game?????...mmm now to think of my most embarrassing thing...that is able to be retold!!!!....darn it I can only think of unsavoury things.

Got it...watch Sandy cringe....I won't 'share' the photographic evidence because Sandy would kill me!!!! so....setting the scene....

Went to Old Navy with our families....Sandy and I had decided that we would open up our own bar and our clothes would be gold lame (you know lamae)....so ....were in Old Navy and would you believe it...there was a swimsuit that was GOLD!!!! Sandy said that that would be good for our 'bar outfit'...so...we decided to dress up in the store. We even found gold Egyptian styled shoes!!!! We went into the wheelchair access change room with Michelle (Sandy's daughter and my chosen niece) and changed....well let me tell ya....two 40 year olds in a full piece gold swim suit is not a good look....they are lucky that they didn't have pee in the pants....we laughed so hard!!!! The best part........seeing our husband's faces!!!!! Boy they are lucky to have sexy wives like us....NOT!!!!! (oh Sandy looked heaps better than me too....my boobies are small!!!!) It was hilarious and we made so much noise in the shop....so if you are the embarrasssed type...don't shop with us...lol.lol.lol.

NEXT....

11 comments:

schutt6 said...

well, guess I can't use that one! LOLOLOLOL!!!
we did have fun didn't we...and NO DON'T YOU DARE post that picture!!!!!!! LOL!!
-Sandy

Robby said...

lol....knew you would have checked what I wrote...I forgot your burnt thingie...lol.

Anonymous said...

I don't know...maybe when I walked through a VERY crowded mexican restaurant after having been to the ladies room with about a 10 foot streamer of toilet paper trailing from each foot and wondering why people were falling out of their chairs laughing? Or maybe when I fell flat of my back in church with my legs over my head with a dress on and everything shining for everyone to see,lol....or maybe at a church function that hubby was speaking at and we were talking about gardening...I told everyone that hubby loved to plant the garden but didn't like to plant it so he was the planter and I was the hoer(pronounced whore),lol......need I go on....

Anonymous said...

eek...meant that hubby didn't like to work the garden after planting it,lol.....

Robby said...

Lizzie that is too funny!!! xxxRobby

LoveThePrimLook said...

Robby, I just gave you The Lemonade Award. Please stop by to see what you can do :)

Hugs !!! Angie

WoolenSails said...

The most embarrassing reminds me of a bike ride I took.
My husband and son went one way and I decided to go in the opposite direction and meet up with them.

Well, I rode as hard as I could without stopping and drinking water (Duh), so I could get further and faster then they did. I finally see them coming down the path and stopped when I reached them.

I was over heated and my eyes were blurry and I started yelling at them for going the hard way and making me ride alone and just say I spewed out a bunch of nonsense since I think I had heat stroke at this point.

Then, I began to wind down and cool down and realized I was getting some really weird looks from two strange guys, lol. So, never ride a bike in the heat without getting plenty of fluids;)

Debbie

ohiofarmgirl said...

Welll.....I was swimming in a friends pool(another teacher) when I realized my strapless top had fallen down....eekkkk..now that was almost to embarrassing to write. (Lucky for my I was only 22 and very thin...or it could have been even worse) Dianntha

primitivebettys said...

These are all very funny to read! So happy to see such great ones with senses of humor! :)

For me... well... shortly after buying our new (to us) car, I drove to the local mall to walk (was trying the mall walking thing for exercise then). It was cold outside & I though inside the mall would be better. I had a great walk & listened to most of the Steve Miller cd I had plugged in. I felt WONDERFUL. Once I was done, I went back to the car & was in kind of a hurry... my lil' boy was about to get out of preschool for the day and I had to pick him up. My car wouldn't start! I kept trying & trying. I tried to call home DOZENS OF TIMES, but no one would answer. I was getting so flustered & worried about being late to pick up my kiddo. So.. humm.. we just bought the car ~ why not call the dealership I though. They were very nice & came right over ~ the salesman and a service man. They popped the hood & couldn't get the car started either. Then they decided to call the service manager to see what should be done. The guys all talked on the phone to trouble shoot what was going on. Then the salesman hears something & says OH.

Now this is the funny part!

Would ya believe my car was not in PARK? A simple shift of the shifter & the key started the beast right up! I was so embarrassed thinking that I was a stupid women... but then remembered that at this point I wasn't there alone! The service man and salesman both tried it too!!! :)

ha ha ha

We still have this car & I haven't had any more troubles with it.

Smiles,

Betty

Becca said...

Found your blog this morning and decided to play. A few years ago, on the way to hubby's work party (I had never met any of these people) we stopped so I could use the bathroom before we got to the party. After, as we were walking in I felt something funny and was having a hard time walking. I ran into the hotel bathroom to see what was wrong. In a hurry to get to the party I had pulled up my panties but not my pantyhose. They were around my knees.

Robby said...

Well girls keep telling me your funny stories...it is great to laugh. I am going to have to draw out the winner though. There is no way I can 'judge' the winner. So....say on Wednesday I will draw the winner. xxxRobby